Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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