my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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