and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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