whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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