ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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