I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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