I skipped work to stalk him.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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