tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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