Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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