Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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