they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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