That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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