I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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