I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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