White coat. Heels.
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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