this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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