You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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