Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
