ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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