GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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