Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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