you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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