I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
