Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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