Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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