I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
