But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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