either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Randomize
