Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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