erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Fuck appropriateness.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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