Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Come share oat with me in your robe
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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