508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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