she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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