what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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