When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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