everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
