I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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