Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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