Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
how does that bad decision feel?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
