I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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