Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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