I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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