Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Alive.
So much puke
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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