The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
it's like heaven, but drunker
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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