do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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