i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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