there was a trapeze. enough said
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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