I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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