Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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