i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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