just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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