I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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