Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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