Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Do you still have your period?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My bed smells like the plague
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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