TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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