I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm at about main and main street
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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