theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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