Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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