We won't sleep together?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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