if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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