He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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